Seriously this grandmas kitchen is the most disgusting recipe site. I see "Chilled Watermelon Salad", that sounds promising. Now where I live that means cubes of watermelon and balls of some kind of cheese like boccocini or slices of salty haloumi for contrast. OR maybe it is cubes of watermelon with mint and some cucumber.
Here we get something that I thought was put out of its misery in the 70's.
Watermelon entombed in strawberry jello covered with cream cheese and whipped cream.
This is not a salad.