Re: STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS - Grading & Discussion [SPOILERS]
It's not like they're being intentionally mysterious. Keeping their reviews spoiler free is part of the deal in exchange for getting to see the premiere. It still gives you a good idea of the tone and humor in the film and what the reviewer thought of it.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'