Lieutenant, I received this text from T'Pring's subspace phone, but it was from someone named Stonn...
Yeoman: Wow, he REALLY needs to wash his hair. Yuck!
Kirk: What's with the crappy service? McCoy got his wine, where's mine???
Kirk: WHAT is that on your desk??
Trelane: It's a gavel - why, what does it look like to you?