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Old April 22 2013, 04:10 PM   #14
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #272: The Caption of Gothos

Spock: "Who bugged my quarters?! I demand to know."
Uhura: "Um, Sir..."
Spock: "How dare they listen in and then transcribe our intimate moments together!"
Uhura: "Mr Spock!"
Spock: "How dare they spread the vicious, but accurate rumour, that making love to you is like riding a bucking bronco!"
Uhura: "SIR! This is a transmission from a planet 34 light years away."
Spock: "Oh. Well. Yes, of course it is. Carry on Lieutenant."

DeSalle: "What do you think, Doctor?"
McCoy: "I think we should take off their pants and leave them in a compromising position."
DeSalle: "Their condition Doctor?"
McCoy: "Haven't the slightest. I was just checking to see if they were faking it, and no, Sulu didn't smirk."

Uhura: "Well this is a first."
Ensign Blondie: "Never been greeted by a gentleman before?"
Uhura: "Not with a French kiss to the knuckles."

Alligator: "Well, I've been used as a surfboard by Ace Rimmer in Red Dwarf, starred in Eraser, Live and Let Die, and I've made my cameo in Star Trek. Now to figure out a way into the Matrix movies..."

Trelane: "You stand charged with being a dangerously savage race. How plead you... oops, got this mixed up with my Uncle Q's...."
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

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