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Old April 21 2013, 03:15 PM   #7
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Re: TNG Caption This! 312: Bring on the comedy

Picard: "Make her sew."
Ro: "I ain't no goddamn seamstress!"

Data: "Perhaps you should reconfigure the secondary neural net buffer to handle multiphase processing and ease the burden off the primary buffers."
Riker: "I still reckon all she needs is a good lube job."
Crusher: "That what you said about Deanna when she was in here with a headache last month."
Riker: "It worked, didn't it?"
LaForge: "Stop back seat engineering!"

"Captain's Personal Log. I have located the one spot on the bridge where a shadow is cast that makes it look as if I still have a head of hair. The downside is that the port turbolift will now be out of commission as long as I remain Captain of the Enterprise."

Data: "Nice ass."
Troi: "Thanks... About this forcefield..."

What's the point of buying an HD screen if all you get is SD channels!
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

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