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Old April 21 2013, 01:54 PM   #4
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Re: TNG Caption This! 312: Bring on the comedy

Thanks, as always, for the win!

Picard: Lay in a course for Alpha Trion 3, Ensign. Eng---er, Number One, why is our navigator facing the wrong way?

Geordi: Data? Are you sure this is supposed to be Dr. Soong's wife?

Data: Yes, Geordi. Why do you ask?

Geordi: Well, she has a lot of sex doll subroutines programmed into her neural net...

Worf's plan to blow off work with two crew members to get an early start to the weekend hit a snag.

Possessed Troi: Did you two know about this forcefield?

Possessed Data: Of course.

Possessed Troi: And you couldn't warn me? Why?

Possessed O'Brien: For the lulz!

The 24th century version of "The Little Man Who Lives in the Refrigerator and Turns on the Light When You Open the Door," it's "The Alien Who Lives in the View Screen and Turns it on When Commanded."
"When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson
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