"This PowerPoint is going well. I hope I didn't mix my hand phaser up with my laser pointer again."
"LaForge to Picard, we've had a database error and all the beverages have been replaced with laxatives! Might want to keep away from the replicator."
Ferengi? The universe has truly discovered how to divide by stupid."
"That's one hell of a pothole. What the hell are they doing with my tax dollars?"
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"