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Old April 18 2013, 02:09 PM   #24
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Re: Your own personal continuity

There are lots and lots of little things:
  • The salt creature from M-113 eats sugar, not salt.
  • The Enterprise is actually called the Star Trek.
  • The Borg really are Swedish. We don't like to talk about it.
  • Chief O'Brien has a second job as an exotic dancer.
  • There's no such thing as a universal translator. They just pretend they understand whatever those crazy aliens are saying.
  • There's no such thing as a holodeck either. They just imagine things because they're really bored and depressed.
  • Actually, Doctor McCoy is a bricklayer.
  • Romulans are just Vulcans who were exiled because other Vulcans thought they were really boring.
  • Riker can't get enough of eggplants. Sexually.
  • The Enterprise D looks like a hotel because it is a hotel.
  • Tuvok used to serve on the USS Macarena. He still knows the steps.
  • Balok was just a delusional little kid.
  • Crusher is not a family name, it's a nickname.
  • Ketracel White is Tribble blood.
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