View Single Post
Old April 17 2013, 11:57 PM   #4475
doubleohfive
Fleet Admiral
 
Re: Star Trek A To Z

Danger Ace wrote: View Post
"A" is for "asinine" which is what the plots to Enterprise episodes were.
"B" is for "boring" which is what the series' Enterprise was.
"C" is for "comatose" which is how I was rendered by each episode of Enterprise.
"D" is for "dipshit" which is how I felt after tuning into Enterprise each week.
"E" is for "enema" which is what I felt watching Enterprise was like.
"F" is for "FREEDOM!" which is what I felt upon deciding not to watch Enterprise again
"G" is for "good" which is how I described the news that Enterprise had been axed.
"H" is for "happy" which is how I felt now that Enterprise was cancelled.
"I" is for "ignoble" which is how I described the series' that was Enterprise.
"J" is for "Joke" of which Enterprise was a sad one.
"K" is for "Kindergarten" the highest grade completed by many fans of Enterprise.
"L" is for "lackadaisical" which best describes the effort put into writing for Enterprise.
"M" is for "morose" which was how Enterprise made folks feel about "Star Trek."
"N" is for "nil" which is the value of esteem that Enterprise was held in.
"O" is for "obtuse" which best describes the dullards in charge of Enterpise.
"P" is for "putrid" is where Enterprise left the "Star Trek" franchise.
"Q" is for "queezy" which is how Enterprise made people feel.
"R" is for "regurgitate" which is what Braga did for generating plots for Enterprise.
"S" is for "sayanara" which is what a lot of fans said to Enterprise after season 1.
"T" is for "trapped" which is how I imagine the actors on Enterprise felt.
"U" is for "unrepetant" which is how Braga comes off as regarding Enterprise.
"V" is for "vacuous" which is how I would describe T'Pol.
"W" is for "weak" which is how I would rate Enterprise overall.
"X" is for "Xena" which was by far a better series'
"Y" is for "yucky" which is another way to describe the writing of Enterprise.
"Z" is for "zero-sum" which is how Enterprise totals out all things considered.
"There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune."
doubleohfive is offline   Reply With Quote