Sulu: Earl Grey?! No Captain would drink that!
Paris: Chakotay, why do you always make us do these History HoloChannel Programs?
Tuvok: Mister Neelix, you have ceased replicating coffee and instead have begun replicating oranges. By order of the Captain, you are under arrest.
Kes: Doctor Zimmerman, please save the Doctor!
Zimmerman: Okay, File, Save As, EMH.zip, Done.
Hogan: Mister Neelix, I found the writer who wanted to have recurring characters on this show!