C.E. Evans wrote:
Earth is currently a protectorate of a vast galactic government--we just don't know it yet. They've been watching us for decades now, intercepting some of our TV and radio transmissions, and after watching Jersey Shore, they're absolutely praying that we never develop a warp drive of our own and stay confined to our star system...
Hmm, I'm not sure what would be more entertaining 'reality TV' or plain 'reality'