Re: 1 year old
If one knows velcro's history, T'Pol's story to Archer and Tucker suggests she might have been trying to pull a fast one on a couple of hicks through selective embellishment.
Well she couldn't tell them her Grandma got the money by giving handies in the big city.
"I had no idea you were so... formidable. " - Anan 7 to James T. Kirk, A Taste of Armageddon