Re: Do we want to know the Doctor's secret?
The big secret is that his name really is John Smith.
More like the Gallifreyan version of that name. That means, he was telling us his real name all along. The Tardis simply translated it for us.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.