Might I suggest focusing on what you (the general you) would like this thread to be rather than continuing to discuss what it appears some posters might like it to become?
Put another way...dwelling on the subject won't make it recede into the distance any faster.
That's very similar to what I was going to post next. If you find part of the discourse offensive or beneath response, counter it with Ebert-oriented topics in themselves. Telling people to vanish or shut up rarely succeeds. (Yes, I know, it's not working in my case either.)
Earlier I brought up the side-issue of movies ''you'd like to see last.'' We could return to that......