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Old April 9 2013, 11:57 PM   #4388
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Anon 7. Anon as in annoying
B is for Ben, who helped tend bar in Ten Forward and liked making friends with junior officers.
C is for Chuckles. If you have to ask. Leave immediately.
D is for Deela, the hyperaccelerated Queen of the Scalosians.
E is for Emergency Medical Hologram.
F is for Ferengi dress codes. Men wore anything. Women wore nothing.
G is for Gods. Mostly pretenders and wannabes.
H is for Hikaru Sulu
I is for Internal Security, handled in extreme cases by agents of Section 31.
J is for Johnny Pikard. Pompous bald dude with squirelly accent. Says he's from France but sounds British. Must be on the lamb from someone.
K is for Klingon
L is for Laser Pistols. At least some Starfleet crews in the Prime timeline circa 2250 used them to great effect.
M is for madman. "A madman got us into this. It's beginning to look like it will take a madman to get us out."
N is for Nog. Do Ferengi have last names?
O is for Optronic data relays.
P is for Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating ritual.
Q is for Quelling local uprisings. Klingons were very skilled at doing so - and brutally - on worlds they conquered and controlled.
R is for Romulans. Their only worthwhile contribution to the galaxy was Romulan Ale. And maybe the cloaking device.
S is for Starfleet Academy.
T is Targ.
U is for Unimatrix Zero, daydream-land of the Borg.
V is for Vic Fontaine. Ugh. Just ugh.
W is for World Wars. Earth fought three of them between 1914 and 2053. Four if you count the Eugenics Wars of the 1990s.
X is for Xceiver. A component of Gary 7's computer that allows him to monkey around with 1960's era nuclear weapon delivery systems.
Y is for Y-class cargo freighters, decommissioned in the early 22nd century.
Z is for Zakdorn Master Strategist Sirna Kolrami. Dick.
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