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Old April 9 2013, 06:06 PM   #62
Jonas Grumby
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

scotpens wrote: View Post
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Just wanted to say don't do it in your car. You think you're in a totally isolated place and then a cop knocks on the window and it's a massive scramble to get clothes on. So I've heard.
Plus, there's the escaped killer with the hook.
He doesn't have the hook anymore. We found it hanging from my car's door handle yesterday morning. Now my girlfriend refuses to have sex in the car anymore. Bastard escaped killer never stops spreading misery!
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