Riker: "I see that Lwaxana made it, but her clothes didn't."
Picard: "Just kill me now, Number One."
Riker: "OK, are we all straight on this? We were walking single file, Wesley bringing up the rear. We heard some claps of thunder and looked towards them. When the thunder subsided, Wesley was gone."
Picard: "No problem, young Mr. Crusher has been reprimanded for being such a pushover at the helm, and we'll just take you back to your assisted living colony."
Picard (to self): "Merde. I was having a decent day until this Silver Alert!"