Re: Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!
PICARD: And I picked this up on the moon of Velacium VI, where Vash and I....
RIKER: Is every "ancient artifact" you own actually a memento of a sexual encounter?
PICARD: Pretty much.
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.