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Old April 8 2013, 02:01 PM   #9
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Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!

Worf's worse nightmare - facing an alien whose ass he can kick, but only being armed with a Type I phaser.

Patrick Stewart taking his daily anti-Season 1 script poison rum ration.

Picard: Number One, do you ever feel the universe is conspiring against you?
Riker: What are you referring to, sir?
Picard: That whole business with the Traveler and the boy, damn it!

Maurice Huley discovered first hand that actors don't like bad writers.

Picard: It's quite convincing, isn't it?
Riker: Yes sir, it's a great looking puppet.
Jameson: Fuck you.
A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s:
Biz Dev Guy: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.
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