Worf's worse nightmare - facing an alien whose ass he can kick, but only being armed with a Type I phaser.
Patrick Stewart taking his daily anti-Season 1 script poison rum ration.
Picard: Number One, do you ever feel the universe is conspiring against you?
Riker: What are you referring to, sir?
Picard: That whole business with the Traveler and the boy, damn it!
Maurice Huley discovered first hand that actors don't like bad writers.
Picard: It's quite convincing, isn't it?
Riker: Yes sir, it's a great looking puppet.
Jameson: Fuck you.