Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?
I don't see what the problem is. Unless your mother is one of those "Not under my roof" sort of people, you're an adult, she's an adult, then it should be understood that if you have a girlfriend sex is going to happen, as should if your mum has a bloke sex will happen.
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider!