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Old April 8 2013, 09:04 AM   #10
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!

WORF: One more Helen Keller joke and I will kill you where you stand!

RIKER: Wait, isn't that a priceless relic?
PICARD: To TV Picard, yes. To Action Picard, no. {smash}

BONES: Wait, aren't turbolifts round?
KIRK: He's right. If this isn't the turbolift shaft, then...
SPOCK: It's the sewer.
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—Philip Roth

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