Crusher: Worf, don't you think you're overacting? It's just erectile dysfunction... I have a hypospray for that.
Worf: I will not bear the humiliation! If you speak of it... you will die!
Picard: I'm gone for just a couple hours and you manage to get my ship destroyed by an antique Klingon Bird of Prey....
Riker: At least I didn't get Kirk killed.
Kirk: Wow, I didn't know the ship was this big.
Spock: An ancient Vulcan metaphor comes to mind, Captain... "Up your shaft."