Picard: Mister Worf, when I said: "Fire at Will..."
The moment that Picard realized that somebody added Jalpenos to the Replicator pattern for "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."
Picard: Wow, this is a bad hangover. Did I do anything bad last night?
Riker: You made Wesley an Acting Ensign.
Picard: Aw, #^$*!
In the 24th Century, if you piss off your upstairs neighbors, they have ways of getting even.
Picard: Admiral, may I request that we increase our speed? We're on a Warp 7 route and our current speed is 5 Miles per hour.