Re: How The Sound of Music would have ended if I wrote it at age 13
I prefer the Southern version, as told by Jeff Foxworthy. Quote:
Doe, a deer I shot last month
Ray, a guy that pumps my gas
Me and him got in a fight
Fa is where I kicked his ass...
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.