Re: How The Sound of Music would have ended if I wrote it at age 13
I prefer the Southern version, as told by Jeff Foxworthy. Quote:
Doe, a deer I shot last month
Ray, a guy that pumps my gas
Me and him got in a fight
Fa is where I kicked his ass...
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie?
I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton