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Old April 7 2013, 04:37 AM   #51
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Re: I must apologize...

We can hold on for a couple more minutes surely?

I had a friend who swore that she could masturbate hands free.

Tiff would rub her ankles together for a couple minutes and find herself in a world of delight.

Logically therefore she should be able to type and jerk off simultaneously.

But it's likely that her spelling would be for shit.
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