A is for Anon 7. Anon as in annoying
B is for Ben, who helped tend bar in Ten Forward and liked making friends with junior officers.
C is for Chuckles. If you have to ask. Leave immediately.
D is for Deela, the hyperaccelerated Queen of the Scalosians.
E is for Emergency Medical Hologram.
F is for Ferengi dress codes. Men wore anything. Women wore nothing.