Re: I must apologize...
Guy you misunderstand the O.P. In this incarnation he is pretending to be a woman. Hence the landing strip comment. We're all supposed to be aghast. Or something.
Oh no...another reincarnation of you-know-who?
When will it end????
This is getting stupid!
Once there was a grocery man whose name was simply Louie...until the day his store blew up and his produce went kablewie.