Some-people on this board were being born when Stargate started.
However, they are still aroused.
It's like their penises are betraying them, begging to be stolen from the cradle.
Imagine if in the late 60s, that Cheryl Tiegs is passing your crib, and your dick with a mind of it's own, slipknots into a lasso, and tries to snag the worlds first supermodel by the hindquarter, and begins reeling her into your cot with aims to begin a series of disgusting acts.
7 ages of man y'know?