Riker: One bridge, right Worf?
Worf: You're never going to let me forget that are you?
Picard: ...at this point you may consume your weak lemon drink.
Crusher: All i did was remove the Captain's brain and put it in this giant dildo. Is that a crime?
Worf: Did you get his consent first?
Crusher: Err.... Yes.
Worf: OK, case closed.