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Old April 5 2013, 04:21 PM   #4362
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Android.
B is for Bolians. They were Blue...Blue Bolians.
C is for Calamarain. They were gaseous with swirling energy.
D is for Damar. He went from a lower level Officer to the leader of a rebellion.
E is for Enterprise-A. Also commanded by James Kirk, but for only seven years before she was decommissioned. One of the heroes of the battle at Khitomer.
F is for Ferengi. They are orange, and live for profit.
G is for the Great Barrier near the center of our own galaxy. Not to be confused with the Galactic Barrier which lies at the outer edge of it.
H is for Harrison. John Harrison. 'To be Khan, or not to be Khan. That is the question.' And the answer is "NO!"
I is for Illicit biomimetic gel trading. Illegal in the Federation during the 2370s.
J is for Jim. Your name... is Jim.
K is for Klingon High Council, the ruling body of their Empire since the reign of the last absolute Emperor ended in the 21st century.
L is for Leonard Nimoy as Mister Spock.
M is for Majel Barrett as Number One, Christine Chapel, the starship computer voice and Lwaxana Troi.
N is for Nerf Herder.
O is for Oracle of Yonada, the computer system that ruled over the Fabrini people and dispensed "justice."
P is for Prune juice. Worf's favourite beverage.
Q is for Q, Q's son that he conceived with Q.
R is for Ronald Tracey.
S is for Spock's console viewer with the blue glowing light.
T is for T'Pol's bum. The reason Earthers started trying to reproduce with Vulcans.
U is for Underground caverns. The survivors of the asteroid strike on the Earth colony of Terra Nova fled into underground caverns where their descendants built a primitive society.
V is for vole. Basically a big ugly Cardassian rat.
W is for White, the color of the TOS Enterprise viewscreen before post-production inserted effects and opticals.
X is for Xindi Interspecies porn.
Y is for yellow. Apparently Data's favorite color.
Z is for Zorn's office on Deneb IV. At first it didn't have a bowl of Earth apples, then it did.
On Halloween Night the Great Temporal Pumpkin rises out of his chroniton patch and flies through space with his bag of new timelines for all the children.

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