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Old April 4 2013, 09:38 PM   #66
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Re: Bates Motel seemed like it's going 2 suck, & then it didn't.(Spoil

As a time displace Victorian Adventuress in Warehouse 13, they side stepped all suspension of disbelief and did dress Jaime up as Lara Croft on a mission to Egypt to break into a crypt (Yes I know, Warehouse 2, but noobs need shit dumbed down.)

Myka "What the hell are you wearing??!!"

HG Wells "No, no, I researched the subject thoroughly, THIS is what fashionable Archaeologists are wearing in this century."

Myka "No, that's what perverted American video game designers think fashionable Archeologists are wearing this century."

HG Wells "Oh"


I wonder how long until Norman has Tombraider fantasies about resucuing his mommy from the Temple of Doom?

Every episode could start with a wet dream about making out with his mother.

The complete opposite from Providence where the heroine would wake up dry to the bone after having nightmares about her dead mother being intrusive and judgemental.
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