Hello everyone! Yeah, it's not saturday or Sunday, it's Tuesday and I'm very late. Sorry about that, between busy work and trips to the airport and long car rides, it's been a crazy time for yours truly. You've been quite patient, lets go!
First up to the plate, we have the "Crucial Technology" Award, going to:
R. Star wrote:
Data: Note to self. Look up and install design schematics for 20th century technology known as a surge protector.
Next, we have the "Honest Advice" Award, going to:
Honorable Ensign wrote:
Picard: Oh, great, she's doing that "sensing pain" thing again. Look, I won't blame you if you just switch to another channel for awhile.
Next, we have the "Mood Sufficiently Ruined" Award, going to:
: So, what do you say, Wesley? You, me, my quarters, some soft music, me showing you the night of your life. Are you ready to get...
Ice Cream! You can't leave, yet! You haven't had your ice cream! You know...to cool you down...
: Damn it, Guinan, your timing couldn't have been worse.
: I know...ah the things I do around here to entertain myself!
Next, we have the "Emergency Situation" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"See this little filly to my right? That's my wife. See that little filly in red who just came in? That's my girlfriend. Now, you can have either one you want, son, but I'll give you fifty dollars to get one
of 'em out
Next, we have the "Tough Competition" Award, going to:
Danger Ace wrote:
"Okay, Deanna rates you, Worf, a "7." You, Data, get an "8." I GET A "3" WITH "MOMMY ISSUES!""
The Laughing Vulcan wrote:
Science Officer's personal log. Pursuant to the Captain's orders, when linked to the Iconian database, I downloaded the entire scientific, cultural, and historical database for the Iconian Empire. That took 3.561766 milliseconds, operating at my maximum throughput rate. Realising that I had sufficient time before reporting to the Captain, I then took it on myself to download the Iconian pornographic database. That took 18 minutes to download. It also installed several viruses, malware and trojans, severely compromising my operating system. The Captain is under the impression that it was a deliberate Iconian attack. I have chosen not to correct his assumption.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
WES: And this is what I'll look like as an adult.
GUINAN: Don't believe him, honey. He'll look just the same, only with a cheesy beard to hide his weak chin.
Ah, young love. Cherish these moments before you find out what assholes you both are.
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! And now, rather than have the last contest go two weeks or have this one go a week and a half, this one will be a Lightning Round!