Someone needs to write the historic, first-time meeting of Seven of Nine and Will's dad, Kyle. They both wear one-piece suits! They can swap tips on disguising unwanted bulges and creases. And maybe Kyle can get Seven a pair of big foamy shoulder pads for her catsuit!
A deep love and trust will, of course, quickly follow. Kyle must then battle Will for Seven's heart. In a game of Parrises Squares!