I know it's taken me almost 30 years, but isn't that a French enough name for Geordie to ask Jean-Luc to stop harping on about his obsessive compulsive francophillia? "Dude! We're all French!" Or do I racial profile and assume that he's from New Orleans and his ancestors were creole? Which is still French enough I suppose?
The big desert on Vulcan is called the Forge, which would be great for peyote or something stronger?
The LSD machine creates a tiny hive mind collective which should not be tolerated by the government, not because it might be an addictive drug better than life, but because it could kick off new Borg Hive.