Well now one man's french wine is another man's electronic peyote.
Don't bogart that akoonah my friend, pass it over to me..
Seriously, why didn't everyone have one of these doohickeys? It seems it wasn't difficult to learn to use.
Oh wait I JUST ANSWERED IT in my own head! The holodeck!! The holodeck is better than drugs, funner than drugs and safer than drugs. Why bother doing drugs if you have a holodeck.