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Old April 2 2013, 05:59 AM   #44
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #271: The Tholian Caption



Spock: Now when I ask you if you participated in last night's roofie orgy on deck 12 say aye. Ensign Akbar? Ensign Akbar?

Uhura <whispers>: Yes, fool.

Ensign Akbar: Yes? And -

Spock: Let me guess. It was a trap.




Kirk: Good Lord! Somebody raise the camera angle!




Hey! Hey nurse! Come back vith my vallet! Rolling johns was a Russian inwention!




Bones: He was a teen idol, Spock! His brain can't handle a regulation haircut! For heaven's sake you suggested your barber!

Spock: Noted, Doctor.

Scotty: He stayed at his post while the other hippies ran.

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