Google announces Google Nose
You want to know what something smells like? Now you can Google it and find out!
You can try the Beta out right now!
I just hope Google doesn't mysteriously abandon this on the 2nd like they have with all of the other new technologies they have introduced on this date. What's up with that, anyway?
"Human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages."