I think I actually feel a shred of pity for Yankees fans. This lineup is terrible:
I mean, it's not some abomination unto the Lord, like what the Marlins will be sending out every day, but ... damn
Wow, that really IS pathetic. I mean, there's exactly 1 player in that lineup worth anything. On a team that's almost always its own all-star roster, there's only 1 player that would even get drafted in a 12-team fantasy league. In a pretty deep one, maybe Ichiro goes as well, so 2 max.
Not to say the Sox won't shit the bed too, but if that's the roster, excited to open the season against them. They can't get much worse, so good time to get a few games in.