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Old March 31 2013, 09:45 PM   #1901
Whettestone
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Re: The Walking Dead Season 3

SEASON FINALE SPOILERS...........
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Andrea gets bit in the boob. They have to cut off her boob to save her life, but they cut off the wrong boob, and she dies. Then she turns and bites Michonne in the boob. And they have to cut off her boob to save her life, but they cut off the wrong boob and she dies too. And because the show is now in the mainstream, Hollywood uses it to force their Hollywood Agendas on the world, so Glen and Hershel have a gay wedding and Daryl says Sarah Palin is stupid. Then Rick starts talking to Laurie again through a Playskool See 'N Say.

And Jim from season one comes back, it turns out rednecks are immune, they just needed to drink some milk, so Daryl killed Merle for no reason. And Carol finds one of Sophia's hairclips in her bag and tries it on but can't because Carol's hair is too short so she cries a little. Then Maggie gets cornered by the Governor again and realizes she liked to be manhandled after all so they decide to "bury wood" in Woodbury.

The last scene is Rick back at Hershel's farm surrounded by the herd bodies and pouring expired milk into the open mouth of Shane's rotted skeletal corpse, hoping the milk-cure will bring Shane back, as Laurie gives him moral support on the See 'N Say but all Carl can hear from the See 'N Say is "The cow goes moo".

CUE MUSIC.....
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