Data: Note to self. Look up and install design schematics for 20th century technology known as a surge protector.
Picard: You're the ship's counselor. You could at least pretend like you care what I'm talking about.
Guinan: Careful Wesley, I'm getting the feeling this girl's a real beast between the sheets.
Gambler: Son, since you don't seem to have any clothes, spot me a few more chips and I'll give you the rest of the outfit.
Worf: Ah, the KahlessSutra. Close the book, Commander. It is not for the timid.