Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Of late, Data is neglecting his duties because he was struck by the thunderbolt. I should have surmised that he meant that both literally and figuratively.
Guinan: "You kids better eat fast and 23 skidoo. You don't want to be late for the sock hop."
Middle-aged man: "Keep ya' eye on that filly ovah theah. Ah think she'll be trouble."
Data: "I am unclear as to what you are referring. I do not see a horse in this room."