The back door was unlocked too, as that's how Michonne went back in to get her gay cat statue which she just whipped out of nowhere.
Really the only thing I object to in your overlong post is the use of the word "gay" as a pejorative. We're all --yes, even you-- better than that and it would be a LOT easier to consider what you have to say if you could tone down the vitriol and the needless swipe against a whole subset of our population in the real world just because you don't like something that happened on a tv show in a fictional world.
That's a cat statue. Not a person. Thanks for playing.