I watched Enterprise clear through twice last year as research for my upcoming novel Rise of the Federation: A Choice of Futures.
Absolutely brilliant, you worked in a plug! My God, you do get points for that, well done!
And sitting through "Enterprise" twice in a decade would be a feat of tremendous stamina and perseverance let alone twice in one year, BRAVO!
I'm totally bewildered that you see it that way. ...
Oh dear, your feigning does need work though.
And fear not, I'll leave a light on for you.