Re: Your latest purchases, cont.
Bought a new bike with summer coming up. Figured it was time to take getting into shape seriously... or have a massive stroke.
Moral of the story: Never attempt to ride a bike built at Walmart without first checking to make sure everything is tight. Took it outside, started riding, turned the handle bars left and the bike kept going straight. Unpleasantness followed.
"Just give me two seconds, alright, you mad bastard!" - Montgomery Scott, Star Trek Into Darkness