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Old March 27 2013, 03:23 AM   #4257
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Alien sex fiend.
B is for Burn. We do this when exposed to Time, at least according to Dr. Tolian Soran.
C is for Cordrazine. An extremely powerful pharmaceutical stimulant.
D is for Denebian Slime Devils. They sound so cuddly.
E is for Enterprise. Space shuttle, aircraft carriers, and starships.
F is for Friends. In another reality, the Mark Lenard Romulan commander and Captain Kirk could have been this.
G is for Gamma Quadrant. Federation designation for a quarter of the Milky Way galaxy.
H is for Harry Kim's clarinet.
I is for Ion storm.
J is for Jerk. One way to describe Finnegan when he was going to Starfleet Academy.
K is for Klingon Battlecruiser.
L is for Last Stand. The Dominion put up a good one as their war against the Solids was ending, but it was all for naught.
M is for Mikulaks.
N is for Non-corporeal life forms. Official first contact with one took place aboard Enterprise NX-01 under Captain Jonathan Archer.
O is for Organisms.
P is for Pakled engineering skills. Let's just say they were not that hot.
Q is for Quasar like phenomenon.
R is for Ronald Reagan. The President of the United States at the time Kirk and his crew traveled back through history to get some humpback whales.
S is for Spock's Brain. Star Trek's finest hour.
T is for T'Pol's bum. Which caused me to sit through three really bad movies.
U is for Utopia Planitia Shipyards.
V is for Vacuoles. The colossal, single-celled space organism contained them.
W is for Warp Factor 13.
X is for Xon of Vulcan. You know him better as Commander Branch of Comm Station Epsilon 9.
Y is for Yamato. Destroyed by an ancient computer virus.
"Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job."
- Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

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