Re: So why exactly is AVP1 so bad?
He means it's shit because the Alien Life cycle is sped up and the creature grows to full size in a very short time.
Why the movie is bad. Well just watch 'Alien' and see why. One is a movie, the other is a popcorn flick for kids. Now I knew going into AVP that this is what I was gonna see but the concept sounded fun at the very least. But even in regard to the fun aspect it wasn't all that enjoyable.
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