: "Damnit, Spock! You can't simply reattach a man's head by placing it atop his body. There are all kinds of nerves and arteries and things that have to be surgically reattached."
: "'Things'? Really doctor. You almost had me convinced until then."
: "Furthermore, continued connecting of the waste disposal system to the spray tanning booths will not be tolerated."
: <barfs in Uhura's lap>
: "Spock, I think Jim's lost it. Orders or no orders, I'm not massaging a Klingon's prostate."
: "I can still see and
<off screen> McCoy
: "Nurse, is Mr. Chekov here for a tonsillectomy or a vasectomy? Aw, screw it. We'll just do both."
Running with Jonas Grumby's idea...
Scotty: "Tranya? Ach, I thought you said you had 'trannies' in your quarters!"
Spock: "And yet you came anyway. Fascinating."