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Old March 26 2013, 08:24 AM   #8
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #271: The Tholian Caption

Bones: In the future Spock I suggest you hand your dead soldiers to the Yeoman for proper disposal.

Spock: Lieutenant, don't let my briefing interfere with your pursuit of space-HPV.

Spock: Zombies are illogical. Necrotic tissue cannot metabolize.
Kirk: It's a ridiculous premise. You never see them drinking water.
McCoy: I don't care. I'm putting it on. There's a chick with a samurai sword.

In Soviet Russia, HMO screws you! Ok, that vun is not so different.

Scotty: Screwdriver?
Bones: No, some nurse.

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