Thanks FTW Leadhead.
Captain's Log Stardate 42365: I hope Mr. Data will like my "Shocking" practical joke.
Picard: Counselor... There's a camera in here!
Wesley: All I'm saying is I was a virgin so the whole genital warts thing can't be my fault.
Data: I do not think much of the new uniform hat.
Riker: Your little black book Worf? How sweet. Mine's more of a directory.