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Old March 25 2013, 08:51 AM   #3
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #271: The Tholian Caption

BONES: I told you that wig was generating more heat than Chekov's brain could handle!

SPOCK: I never slept with that woman.

BONES: Figures, Jim's porn collection is of himself.

KOENING: I promise! I won't argue with Bill stealing my lines again!

SPOCK: You found an antidote.
BONES: I sure did. Tang! And Tang is good for you kids, too, and mmmm mmmm, Tangalicious!
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